Dear Xi, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
I left my cell phone, white house address and tarrifs at the bottom
I sent more tarrifs back AND market uncertainty, you must not have seen em
There prolly was a problem with twitter or something.
I flip flop tarrifs, there must be a problem at router or something.
I randomly assign tariffs as sloppily as I got em.
But anyways, fuck it, how’s global trade doing?
My economy is imploding too, im about to have a reccision.
If I have a reccession too, guess what imma call her, imma name her “Biden”
I read about your exports dropping, im sorry
I had my economy kill itself over some things topo, some great things, america things.
I know you probably hear this almost never hear this, but like drake im waiting by my cell phone.
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Don.
Xi not call I’m wondering whyyyy Does Xi not care at all
Marjorie Taylor greens licking my window
but I don’t mind at all
and even if I told her JD’s gay
and had a picture of Xi upon his wall
It reminds me that it’s Biden’s fault, it’s Biden’s fault
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